Eid Mubarak Sms

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//MUBARAK\
Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha,
Lekin
Ya
To
Socho
Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
So
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//MUBARAK\
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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

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Don t open it for atleast 2 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !

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Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

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Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

Happy Eid Mubarak.

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May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

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Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,

jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,

to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day
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Sending u warm wishes on  EID-UL-Fitr
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.

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Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bubli as u

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Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
&
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish

A
Very sweet
&
Happy Eid Mubarik

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Many are the wishes
that are being sent your way,

but the is a special one
for a very happy Eid Day

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When the sun has set, and day is done-
I ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

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The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say .

EID MUBARAK

Merry Christmas Santa Wallpaper

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Roses 4 u…
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U…

(3) May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

(4) There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

(5) A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

Sex Is Like Math

Sex is like Math,

Add the Bed,

Subtract the Clothes,

Divide the Legs,

And then starts Multiply!

Jokes Mask

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Really Dirty Jokes

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’

Dulha And Dulhan Wallpaper

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…

Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Happy Eid Mubarak Wallpaper

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

Happy Eid Card

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Funny Lawyer

Generous lawyer:
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”

The lawyer interrupts, or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”