Eid Mubarak Wishes Sms

/////\\ /// E I D \ //MUBARAK\ Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha, Lekin Ya To Socho Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai So /////\\ /// E I D \ //MUBARAK\

Romantic Valentine Day SMS

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours…your Valentine.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS SMS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs, And then starts Multiply!

World shortest jokes

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P

Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho… Dulhan: Sharma k… Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye Naveed ho, Tahir ho, Imran ho. Kamran ho..;-)

Bouquet Of Eid Wishes(sms)

Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes, Especially for you!!! jublications become a past of your eid and your life….! EID MUBARAK

It’s so pleasant … eid mubarak

Look Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing for you Birds singing for you Because I requested them All to wish You **..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Lawyer Joke

Generous lawyer: A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

Good night sms

If i was there tonight: i would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night. I would protect you against the monsters under your bed and show you how much i care about you. kisses and hugs, sweet dreams Good Night

Sexy Text Sms Messages

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Eid Mubarak SMS

Some of the best moments in life…. *Lying in bed listening to the rain outside, *Thinking about the person u love, *Getting a hug from someone special, *and spending eid with ur family Wishing u very warm ” EID MUBARAK “

Jokes Comedy

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

Inspirational SMS

AaJ kaL kI LarkIya Buhat RoTi HaIn d0stO…!!! KyUn Ke. . MaIn UnHaIn LiFt hI NahI KaRaTa…

50th Birthday Joke

Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we’ll all get old eventually.

Lovely Eid Mubarak sms and Eid Card for all of your Friends and Family Members

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK.

Friendship is not a game…

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

F.U.C.K (Funny Friendship Jokes)

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Eid is meaningful words

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart I – Inspire with impressive attitude D – Distribute pleasure to all

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