/////\\ /// E I D \ //MUBARAK\ Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko ek din ha, Lekin Ya To Socho Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai So /////\\ /// E I D \ //MUBARAK\ … [Read more...]
Romantic Valentine Day SMS
February 2, 2010 by Leave a Comment
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours...your Valentine. … [Read more...]
HAPPY CHRISTMAS SMS
December 6, 2009 by Leave a Comment
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS … [Read more...]
Sex is like Math, Add the Bed
November 23, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs, And then starts Multiply! … [Read more...]
World shortest jokes
November 12, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P … [Read more...]
Girls night out
November 1, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. … [Read more...]
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho
October 21, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho... Dulhan: Sharma k... Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye Naveed ho, Tahir ho, Imran ho. Kamran ho..;-) … [Read more...]
Bouquet Of Eid Wishes(sms)
September 6, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes, Especially for you!!! jublications become a past of your eid and your life….! EID MUBARAK … [Read more...]
It’s so pleasant … eid mubarak
August 22, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Look Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing for you Birds singing for you Because I requested them All to wish You **..*EID MUBARAK*..** … [Read more...]
Lawyer Joke
August 21, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Generous lawyer: A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to … [Read more...]
Good night sms
August 12, 2009 by Leave a Comment
If i was there tonight: i would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night. I would protect you against the monsters under your bed and show you how much i care about … [Read more...]
Sexy Text Sms Messages
August 3, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!! … [Read more...]
Eid Mubarak SMS
July 29, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Some of the best moments in life.... *Lying in bed listening to the rain outside, *Thinking about the person u love, *Getting a hug from someone special, *and spending eid with ur … [Read more...]
Jokes Comedy
July 25, 2009 by Leave a Comment
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his … [Read more...]
Inspirational SMS
July 18, 2009 by Leave a Comment
AaJ kaL kI LarkIya Buhat RoTi HaIn d0stO...!!! KyUn Ke. . MaIn UnHaIn LiFt hI NahI KaRaTa... … [Read more...]
50th Birthday Joke
July 16, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, … [Read more...]
Lovely Eid Mubarak sms and Eid Card for all of your Friends and Family Members
July 10, 2009 by Leave a Comment
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK. … [Read more...]
Friendship is not a game…
July 7, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. … [Read more...]
F.U.C.K (Funny Friendship Jokes)
June 28, 2009 by Leave a Comment
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! … [Read more...]
Eid is meaningful words
June 19, 2009 by Leave a Comment
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E - Embrace with open heart I - Inspire with impressive attitude D - Distribute pleasure to all … [Read more...]
