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Merry Christmas Santa Wallpaper

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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Sex Is Like Math

Sex is like Math,

Add the Bed,

Subtract the Clothes,

Divide the Legs,

And then starts Multiply!

Jokes Mask

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

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U r beautiful.:-P

Really Dirty Jokes

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

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Dulha And Dulhan Wallpaper

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…

Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Happy Eid Mubarak Wallpaper

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

Happy Eid Card

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Funny Lawyer

Generous lawyer:
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

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Good Night

If i was there tonight:
i would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
I would protect you against the monsters under your bed
and show you how much i care about you.
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
Good Night

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Some of the best moments in life….

*Lying in bed listening to the rain outside,

*Thinking about the person u love,

*Getting a hug from someone special,

*and spending eid with ur family

Wishing u very warm

” EID MUBARAK “

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

AaJ kaL

kI LarkIya

Buhat RoTi HaIn

d0stO…!!!

KyUn Ke. .

MaIn UnHaIn

LiFt hI

NahI KaRaTa…

Just in case you’ve gotten so old you don’t know if you’ve turned 50 years old yet, here are a few hints that you just might be over that hill… jokes if you will. And before you laugh, remember: we’ll all get old eventually.

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after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK.

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.